Og back. You miss? Og miss human too. No see human many moons. Only see PC friend. Me talk phone today.
Og use phone many places. Very happy. Phone Og friend. Japan phone very shiny. Make happy picture. Free phone make nice friend. Vietnam phone no shiny. No free, but use very cheap.
Today Og come America see tribe. Need phone. See cheapest phone, Og make deal with Sprint tribe. Soon big fight begin. Sprint tribe is dirty cheaters. Try trick Og. Ask too many shells. Og say, "you cheat!" Sprint tribe come in night. Take Og dog friend in net. Say, "you give shells for 24 moons. You no give shells, Sprint tribe cook dog friend on fire. Hahahahahaha!" Many moons pass. Soon dog friend come back cave. Then Og tribe make war Sprint tribe.
But friend no afraid Sprint tribe. Have new Everything Plan. Neighbor Nuk-nuk use phone always, no pay extra. Push many buttons, make many shiny, listen and talkie. Nuk-nuk pay same shells every moon. But Sprint tribe take Nuk-nuk woman for cooking on fire. Nuk-nuk no worry. He happy pay shells 24 moons.
computers 4 human
Me name Og. Me human. You human too? Me write first review for you. You think good, yes? Friend, yes? Read more...
First review, me talk computers. Other humans call PC. PCs good. Like human friend, but no arms so no can hit Og. And no legs so no can go away. PC is very good friend. But too many PCs. Some PCs not so good friend. No worry. Me help human find best PC friend today.
Many human know, iMac good friend. Og have iMac in cave. Woman like very much. Shiny screen bright like fire. Woman come watch like fire. Next season me plug in second screen. More shiny bring more woman to cave.
iMac friend smart. No wait long time for thinking. No break after thinking hard. iMac friendly too. All PC friend play with USB, Bluetooth, Wifi, but iMac friend play nice with Firewire too.
Neighbor Nuk-nuk say Apple no fun. No play all games nice. Nuk-nuk have many games in cave. No play with woman. She leave cave, no come back. iMac play games when woman looking for berries. Show shiny shiny like fire when woman come to cave. Og know iMac best friend in cave.
(CNET iMac Review)
Human like PC for hunting. Og use PC in cave no good always. Og get hungry. PC on hunt is good friend. Eee PC best friend for hunting. Og say why:
-Is cheap. Big animal smash, no cry. Only kill animal, trade new Eee PC.
-Is small. Put in loincloth. Have always when see strange tracks. Send email, Nuk-nuk know tracks.
-Is quiet. SSD no scare deer.
-Eee PC use Linux. Og say do, Eee PC do. No fight, no scare rabbit.
-Is small. Og say again. Og like small thing. Og make child. Teach hunting with. Child carry Eee PC like man.
(CNET Eee PC Review)
PC friend can have many friendthing. Different human like different thing. But all human like Trackman. Many human use mouse. Get hand like old man. No throw spear straight. Human friend use Trackman, have strong hand. No worry hurt hand like old man.
You like first review, yes? Be new friend? Come back Og cave, show more things for human.
*Og read now ASUS make new Eee PC 900. Have bigger screen. Old Eee PC have 7/12 Og's foot long. Eee PC 900 have 9/12 foot. Is stronger PC friend, but is too big? Og still teach child hunting with. Still fit in Og loincloth.
First review, me talk computers. Other humans call PC. PCs good. Like human friend, but no arms so no can hit Og. And no legs so no can go away. PC is very good friend. But too many PCs. Some PCs not so good friend. No worry. Me help human find best PC friend today.
Many human know, iMac good friend. Og have iMac in cave. Woman like very much. Shiny screen bright like fire. Woman come watch like fire. Next season me plug in second screen. More shiny bring more woman to cave.
iMac friend smart. No wait long time for thinking. No break after thinking hard. iMac friendly too. All PC friend play with USB, Bluetooth, Wifi, but iMac friend play nice with Firewire too.
Neighbor Nuk-nuk say Apple no fun. No play all games nice. Nuk-nuk have many games in cave. No play with woman. She leave cave, no come back. iMac play games when woman looking for berries. Show shiny shiny like fire when woman come to cave. Og know iMac best friend in cave.
(CNET iMac Review)
Human like PC for hunting. Og use PC in cave no good always. Og get hungry. PC on hunt is good friend. Eee PC best friend for hunting. Og say why:
-Is cheap. Big animal smash, no cry. Only kill animal, trade new Eee PC.
-Is small. Put in loincloth. Have always when see strange tracks. Send email, Nuk-nuk know tracks.
-Is quiet. SSD no scare deer.
-Eee PC use Linux. Og say do, Eee PC do. No fight, no scare rabbit.
-Is small. Og say again. Og like small thing. Og make child. Teach hunting with. Child carry Eee PC like man.
(CNET Eee PC Review)
Logitech Trackman: best friendthing for PC friends
PC friend can have many friendthing. Different human like different thing. But all human like Trackman. Many human use mouse. Get hand like old man. No throw spear straight. Human friend use Trackman, have strong hand. No worry hurt hand like old man.You like first review, yes? Be new friend? Come back Og cave, show more things for human.
*Og read now ASUS make new Eee PC 900. Have bigger screen. Old Eee PC have 7/12 Og's foot long. Eee PC 900 have 9/12 foot. Is stronger PC friend, but is too big? Og still teach child hunting with. Still fit in Og loincloth.
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