Og back. You miss? Og miss human too. No see human many moons. Only see PC friend. Me talk phone today.
Og use phone many places. Very happy. Phone Og friend. Japan phone very shiny. Make happy picture. Free phone make nice friend. Vietnam phone no shiny. No free, but use very cheap.
Today Og come America see tribe. Need phone. See cheapest phone, Og make deal with Sprint tribe. Soon big fight begin. Sprint tribe is dirty cheaters. Try trick Og. Ask too many shells. Og say, "you cheat!" Sprint tribe come in night. Take Og dog friend in net. Say, "you give shells for 24 moons. You no give shells, Sprint tribe cook dog friend on fire. Hahahahahaha!" Many moons pass. Soon dog friend come back cave. Then Og tribe make war Sprint tribe.
But friend no afraid Sprint tribe. Have new Everything Plan. Neighbor Nuk-nuk use phone always, no pay extra. Push many buttons, make many shiny, listen and talkie. Nuk-nuk pay same shells every moon. But Sprint tribe take Nuk-nuk woman for cooking on fire. Nuk-nuk no worry. He happy pay shells 24 moons.
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